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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2019 15:22:39 GMT -4
Today was going to be an eventful day for Matthew, or should I say the legendary mythical ultra villain otherwise known as Recoil. With sick beats playing he head bobbed as he started to collect together a fine set of equipment. "Yellow gloves? Check. Trusty Warspear? Check. Apron? Check. Never let it be said the legendary Recoil comes unprepared..." He was clad in a recently stitched up mask, an apron and yellow gloves as previously stated, a green hoodie, some jeans, and finally a wooden stick with a small metal tip mean't to stab into less desirable things. Why did he have this all you may ask? Well if Recoil was going to be the greatest and most honorable villain in the world he'd need a world to be the villain of, thus what better way than caring for the environment to show that the world grew him strong and healthy heroes that he'd personally defeat? It was truly a machiavellian-esque scheme, or at least Recoil was pretty sure that's what that word mean't. Either way, he was methodical in his planning and not a single room for error could be afforded, this perhaps would be his greatest endeavour yet. He even brought a box to place all the various filth he'd encounter, that's just how thorough he was with this scheme of the ages. Soon enough he'd go on and head bob his way out of the apartment and make his way out toward his first stop for the day, none other than Tokyo Park the place where legends were... Not probably. A place that on paper SHOULD be well kept but in actuality as Recoil made his way through the strange grey foreign streets of Tokyo he'd realize were... Actually pretty decently kept, absolutely disgusting. Still, he would find the occasional scrap as he made his rounds around the park, a wrapper here a pinch of bread there etc. All the while anytime a passerby would walk by him he'd scream out a loud monologue in garbled Japanese effectively saying "Even I, the legendary Recoil, understand the IMPORTANCE OF KEEPING THE WORLD CLEAN FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS!" Both probably butchering the words he was attempting to speak and scaring anyone passing by, surprisingly the cops didn't escort him off the premises immediately. Though he was disappointed by what he felt like as a lack of any real progress he knew it would be merely a single brick upon the foundation of a great and mighty homestead, one that if planned properly would ensure CENTURIES of villainous conquest for the future generations of honorable villains; the thought brought a tear to his eye. However as he continued on in his low-yielding environmental work he chanced upon a strange sight, a blonde haired girl by a tree on a hill, that itself wasn't that peculiar but there was something about them tha- Recoil dropped his box and wooden stick to the ground which made a resounding THUMP spilling out the contents he had been collecting in his quest to go green. He'd dramatically point to the girl "You're MIKU H- Haj- H- MIKU!" He knew this person both from the sports festival, an event he watched closely and repeatedly thanks to the glory of the internet and television, and from music night which was... Much much less flattering and if Recoil wasn't clad in his mask he'd probably cry and sprint away as fast as he could but lucky for him he happened to be. He quickly struck a dramatic pose and then gestured back toward himself with his thumb... dramatically. He started to monologue although it was quite possible that the young girl might not be able to hear him given he was at the bottom of the hill. "I AM THE LEGENDARY RECOIL, AN HONORABLE VILLAIN AND YOU SHALL MAKE FOR A WORTHY RIVAL ON A DAY THAT IS NOT THE DAY OF ME SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT. TREMBLE IN FEAR KNOWING THAT I, THE LEGENDARY RECOIL, LORD OF KINETIC ENERGY, AND KINGPIN OF HONORABLE VILLAINY H- W-What are you doing?" His great and fantastic monologue would be cut short by... Something? He wasn't really sure what to make of it, she seemed to be doing something next to a tree but he couldn't make it out. |
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Post by Miku Hajimari on Jun 23, 2019 15:52:21 GMT -4
This was tradition, ever since she was little she would come here to the park to secretly train her Quirk. She remembered coing here when she could barely make grass grow, and now? Now she had control over mother nature. Or at least the 30 meters close to her. Still even if she was now far stronger then before, she still came here to just fiddle around just for the heck of it.
She had memories here, fond ones. Miku was not the most sociable butterfly, so she took solace in doing familiar things she always did alone. Miku wanted to use her Quirk now once more, but before she could, she got startled as she heard an unfamiliar voice scream her name. Miku looked up and saw... that one guy who claimed to be a villain at Music Night. Also he was rudely pointing his finger at her.
And then suddenly he strick a sentai power ranger jojo pose of doom. And then started what it seemed to be a monologue... What seemed to be, as she could only guess. Miku just shrugged him off, literally, ignoring him. She chuckled when his speech got interrupted by a question. As he asked what was she doing, she just answered him very vaguely, the same way she dealt with Thunder "Stuff"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2019 6:09:31 GMT -4
Stuff? What kind of answer is that? Recoil gave the girl a look of... Well. Confusion. "The LEGENDARY RECOIL WOULD LIKE INFORMATION AS TO WHAT SORT OF "STUFF" IS THIS? IS IT PERHAPS SECRET HEROIC STUFF? OR... GASP... SECRET VILLAINOUS STUFF ABSOLUTELY SCANDALOUS THE MIGHTY MIKU REDUCED TO VILLAINY, I CALL IT COINCIDENTA- Or is that Ironic? EITHER WAY IT'S COINCIDENTALLY IRONIC FOR SOMEONE SUCH AS YOU TO BE REDUCED TO VILLAINY SO- "
Midway during his yelling spree he had caught something from the corner of his eye... Was... Was that his... Oh. He dropped everything during his speech and had mostly forgotten about it so he quickly whirled around and started to put all the various trash and filth he had accumulated over his day's travel into the box from whence it came, all the while continuing his monologue. "YOUNG, I GUESS YOU'VE WITNESSED THE MILK OF VILLAINY OR PERHAPS EVEN BETTER... HONORABLE VILLAINY... PERHAPS MY STUNNING PERFORMANCE." Internally Matthew shuddered at the thought of his music night performance, it was quite literally a dumpster fire, but... There was a chance right ? Maybe it wasn't as bad as he thought. "PERHAPS... YES IT WAS MY STUNNING PERFORMANCE AT MUSIC NIGHT THAT FINALLY CONVINCED YOU TO JOIN MY HONORABLE VILLAINOUS LEAGUE, AND IF THAT'S THE CASE WE HOLD MEETINGS ON WEDNESDAYS PLEASE GET PARENTAL PERMISSION BEFORE COMIN- Okay actually what are you doing through." Matthew was actually just curious.
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Post by Miku Hajimari on Jun 25, 2019 8:08:23 GMT -4
Ok, this guy was hilarious, he kept talking about villainy and such, but Miku doubted he was a villain and when he reminded her of music night, it just reinforced her thoughts that Recoil was a performer, a method actor, someone of the theatrical kind. Not a real villain, just someone who thinks he's a villain.
The thought of her being reduced to Villainy was hillarious to Miku. Thus Miku decided to stop fiddling with plants and isntead just sit down, quiet down and pay attention to his performance. When he finished with a deadpan question of what she was doing, she laughed and gave Recoil an applause
"Good job. Good job! Thats a nice performance! For a second you had me think you were a real Villain" Miku said as she finished her clapping.
She got up and walked up to Recoil, she reached in her pocket and placed some money in his hand "For your performance. Now, have a good day" Miku said and pretty much blew him off then and there, as she decided to leave the park and not really take him seriously as a Villain. She just didnt wanna fiddle with plants now that a fan of the Sports Festival, Recoil, noticed her
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2019 9:50:56 GMT -4
Recoil gave an odd look of confusion that somehow was visible through his mask not sure to make of the girl as she started to chuckle and clap. "What's the infamous MIKU HAJIM-HA-.... MIKU on about? Perhaps this is one of her secret ploys, perhaps she's so used to dishonorable villains that when they make a promise to not infringe they don't live up to it. What an absolute pity." He thought to himself still in-character.
However then it came... She complimented him? How kind of a h-.... "What!? WHAT!? WHAT!?!!!" He began to exclaim. What did she mean by "real" villain? How was he not already the greatest villain of- Wait a minute. Perhaps the reason she think's that he isn't a real villain is because she has never seen an honorable villain, a truly valorous one who honored his agreements and monologues. What a sad fate never having experienced the joys of an honorable villain, it pulled on his heart strings a tad bit in honest. After all what point is there to life without ever experiencing a real villain? Especially as a hero, Recoil couldn't even begin to imagine the trauma it would cause. However lucky for Miku, Recoil was a real villain.
As she attempted to place some money in his hand and escape his honorable villainy he knew what he had to do. He had to show her a true villain, he threw her money to the wind after she handed it to him, although it secretly pained him to throwaway free money, and picked up his box with one hand. He quickly started to formulate a monologue in his head that would both combine perfect amounts pun, force of will, charisma, suave, and other words that mean't the same thing.
"Perhaps you've never enjoyed the presence of a TRUE villain in your life, well, LET ME SHOW YOU A TRUE VILLAIN!" without skipping a beat he upturned his box and poured it's contents back on the ground, he'd have to pick it up later but that was besides the point. He pointed towards her as she continued to walk on. "Look! I've soiled the ground from which you draw your power, you are now POWERLESS! You could say I have planted the seeds of your destruction, I have sowed your doom! What do you have to say to that! To the power of a REAL villain?!?"
And for extra good measure Recoil let the box fall to the ground and kicked it towards Miku. Truly villainous.
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Post by Miku Hajimari on Jun 28, 2019 15:36:35 GMT -4
Miku chuckled when Recoil yelled out what a couple of times, he really was a great method actor. She wanted to reward him, thus gave him a bit of money. But he threw it in the wind, like a true actor that played the villain. Miku imagined he'd pick it up after the show, maybe. Well if not, then some homeless people can find it and take it. Either way, it was cash she was willing to part with.
As she was leaving, she stopped and turned around when she heard a new monologue of doom. She then watched him upturn his box and litter. And then he pointed at her and made the cutest speech
"Wow, thats cute" she said that to his villainy, but then he kicked the box towards Miku, who just sidestepped and dodged the box "Wow, thats rude"
She then looked up from the box and asked him "Is the show done? I really should be going." Miku asked him, she still was under the belief that he was a pretend villain, a performer, an entertainer, rather then the real deal
"Listen, you should maybe watch out or else someone might mistake you for a real villain and hurt you. You dont want some Pro Hero beating you up for nothing, right? Anywho, we can see eachother some other time. Maybe we can hang out, ok? Bye"
Miku once again blew him off, ignored him and dismissed him as some entertainer. She just didnt believe him to be a villain when she saw douches like Nick running around.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2019 17:22:16 GMT -4
There was a stillness in the air as Recoil awaited the young protege's next move. Perhaps it would spark a battle, perhaps it'd spark tears, perhaps perhaps is being used a little too much here, nonetheless his apron flapped in the wind as he straightened his rubber gloves just in case they may do that weird thing where they half slide off but don't quite fall off all the way.
Then those faithful words. "Wow, thats cute." What. The. Heffle. At least she had the DECENCY to call him rude after he kicked the box but he still couldn't find a way to recover from the cute comment, it's almost as if his soul left his body as he tried desperately to think of any sort of comeback. "We-" Before he could make an ass himself in his shitty comeback the small girl cut him off, almost mercifully.
"Is the show done? I should be going." Nevermind! Recoil was inert, already dead in fact by these comments if a doctor were there they could probably attest to said fact. "H-Ho- WHAT DO I SAY WHAT DO I DO WHERE- UHHHHHH" Although he had been internally panicking since the beginning of this encounter, it reached a crescendo here with him unsure of how to respond, nearly foaming from the mouth.
"You should watch out someone might mistake you for a real villain and hurt you, you don't want some Pro Hero beating you up for nothing." This was the last straw he had no choice but to let out the floodgates, he started to speak. "WHASDHV HIMM GOFFCK HEFFLFEDM HMMASD PVILLAIN DVCGOFD REASSLDSF" His words had no coherency as each time he was about to say one thing he'd cancel it out with another, at the very least however he spoke them with passion.
But it didn't seem like whatever was coming from his mouth would win over the young Miku Haj- Jalapeno, "Think think think think!" He raced around attempting to block the girls path, he took a second to make a deep breath before actually speaking; Can't mess this up.
"Icanprovei'marealvillainIswear." He said in a quick breath so fast that it was probably indecipherable to most ears, even he realized this and shook his head to try again. "I can prove I'm a villain I! Not just any villain a- A- AN HONORABLE VILLAIN! H-h-have you ever heard of the name Recoi- ...I already said that... He took a second to clap his hands together, it was rare for Recoil to break character like this but he had to make sure what was he doing wrong so this deathly mistake could never happen again in the future. "Let me PROVE to you why I'm a villain."
Oh dear.
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Post by Miku Hajimari on Jun 30, 2019 9:51:53 GMT -4
He started to speak, Miku turned around to glance at him "Hm?" But all he spoke was gibberish, she just shrugged and went to leave, but then suddenly he raced around her to block her from leaving and then taking a deep breath, he spoke super fast, Miku actually managed to understand him, still... he was nice enough to repeat himself. He then clapped his hands together and spoke; he wanted to prove himself to her. That was hilarious, but Miku decided to entertain him
"Ok" she said and then moved out of his way. She gave him space as she sat aside and down on the ground
"Go on. Prove it" Miku said and then crossed her arms and observed this so called villain to see what was he made of.
As she allowed the man to prepare for his next perfomance, she thought to herself "What if he actually IS a real villain. Knowing my streak it turns out Villains are nicer then heroes"
At UA she met a villanous student, a racist and a psycho. While out in the world... well... she didnt wanna think. It still stuck with her how relatively nice Thunder was. Yeah, she saw his undergound city and stuff, but their first encounter, that first impression. It was... incredible; she doesnt know how to feel about that. It gave her the heebeegeebees
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2019 12:51:44 GMT -4
Outward silence and internal pandemonium.
"I didn't think I'd get this far. Sweat built up beneath his mask, it was an all too familiar feeling in all honesty but it was never a comfortable one. He began to lackadaisically scratch his chin as he looked up to the blue sky to think... What was something so villainous that there'd be no dispute...
He peered up to the blonde haired girl intently waiting on his next move, he could wait anymore... It was go time. In a quick motion he threw his gloves to the wind as he... Began to kick dirt up and rip out the grass.
"HAHAHHAAA EVEN NATURE CANNOT POSSIBLY CONTAIN MY... UH... ETHEREAL MIGHT! THE EARTH ITSELF HAS NO DEFENSE AGAINST MY WRATH HAHAHAA." Even he knew this was stupid and not very though out... But it's all about how you sell it.
To increase his eco-terrorism stars he even ran over to a tree and grabbed it by its side before going on another great speech "LOOK WITH EACH ATTACK YOUR QUIRK GOES WEAKER, WHAT CAN YOU DO HERO!? WHAT. CAN. YOU. DO!?" As he used his quirk to increase the force of his attack, creating a sizable bend in the tree but... His hand was now growing rather purple rather fast... He forgot to stop the counter-force.... Uh...
The pain was tremendous but he couldn't afford to break or else forever be ridiculed as a villain, instead he placed it behind his back so the girl couldn't see it, too bad he threw his gloves to the wind. "S-...See? What's your next move... Uhh.. Hero." He seemed to be taking deep breaths to try and dull the pain.
Behind him a few droplets of blood could be visible dropping on the ground. "I'm pretty sure that went well.. Uh... Yea... Totally."
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Post by Miku Hajimari on Jul 2, 2019 14:40:54 GMT -4
Ok, now this was incredibly sad, he was like a child who didnt get his favorite toy, and now was throwing a hissy fit by kicking the dirt. Miku could prove hi wrong and show him the earth can defend against his wrath, but decided not to. Besides, he wasnt worth the time. Still though, she persisted and watch .... only to see him hurt himself with his own Quirk, which made her visibly cringe.
She picked up the phone and dialed the ambulence
"Hello, is this the ambulence. I need you to come to the Tokyo Park, there is a man who claims that he is a Villain..... no no. I know you're not the police. But you see, this man hurt himself. And he is in very visible pain, he can barely talk" she then noticed visible blood drips behind him "Oh and he's bleeding. I think you need to hurry. Thank you, bye" Miku said and then she hung up
Miku looked at Recoil and said "Help is on the way, the whambulence will arrive shortly, I suggest you sit down and rest. You can try to do this tomorrow or some other time. There's really no rush, sir"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2019 21:05:52 GMT -4
For a moment Matthew was mentally absorbed in his pain when he heard Miku pull out her phone, without a second of hesitation he sprinted towards her in a panicked frenzy. He wanted to try and stop her from calling but he didn't actually want to touch her so in stead he waved his hand and shook his head begging. "Wait nonnonono please wait nononoo don't call the ambulance I'm fine I'm fine I'me fiNE! DON'T! I CAN TALK WHY ARE YOU LYING!" His reasons for doing so mostly boiled down to the fact he didn't want Yuuki to pick him up again after... Last time.
For some reason she seemed rather intent on ignoring him as she finished the call, she put her phone away and then turned to him... And had told him to sit down and rest...
Well... She was a hero student, he guessed it was her job. But no he couldn't go to the hospital now... But he couldn't leave with her thinking he's not a villain. An idea sprouted in his head, get it, sprouted?
"Wait! I'm fine... Also I can still prove I'm a villain! Alright you have to trust me okay, are you ready? Please just say yes and not something snarky... Or like... Mean-spirited. I'm a villain I'll monologue back..." This was not a good start.
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Post by Miku Hajimari on Jul 5, 2019 13:41:05 GMT -4
Recoil jumped and begged for her to not call the ambulance, but she ignored him and finished the call and then ended the call and put her phone away.
"I mean... if you're a Villain I shouldnt trust you." Miku said and blinked
Boy, he really wanted to prove himself
"Just sit down here" she patted the grass beside her where he can sit "The ambulance can come and pick you up. You'll be healed in no time. Until then, just come here so we can chat together, ok?" Miku asked
Recoil was a weird one, why did he want to be a Villain? Well, if he sat down and talked to her, Miku would ask him. She just found it interesting that someone would wanna be a Villain, she wanted to understand that kind of mentality. She figured it could help her in the long run, if he was a real villain for real, it might give her insight in the criminal mind. Although, as innocent and sheltered she was, she knew that if Recoil was a villain, he'd be an oddity and a minority. He wasnt like Thunder, far from it
"Imagine if he met Thunder, I bet they'd drive eachother insane" Miku thought to herself
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2019 16:20:45 GMT -4
Damn... The girl had a point... How could he break through such iron logic? "Yes but I'm not like the other villains... You see. I am an Honorable villain, not a fake one, not a dishonorable one, I abide by a strict code of rules and one of those rules of villainy HAPPENS to be that I don't deceive my future adversaries." He spoke almost without thinking and it somehow managed to come off rather naturally, surprising given Recoil but he felt confident nonetheless.
He shook his head while waiving his un-injured hand in a "Nah" gesture. "No no no, I still have to show you the light that is my villainy." Part of him actually did want to sit down as he had been walking all day and his feet were sore, but that had never stopped him before and it wouldn't stop him now. He needed an IRREFUTABLE way to prove he was a villain and he needed it fast.
Suddenly an imaginary lightbulb formed over Recoil's head as he had a sort of "Eureka!" moment. He proudly strode before Miku with his chest puffed up in a confident posture and he held out his hand. "May I have your phone for a moment?"
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Post by Miku Hajimari on Jul 11, 2019 15:49:22 GMT -4
All Miku could do was blink as he spoke that he was a special kind of villain, an 'honourable' one. He has a strict code of rules. That sounds like a pirate, but less cool. Either way Miku offered this so called villain to sit by her. But he waved his healthy hand in a no gesture. It was hilarious. Actually, everything he spoke was comedy gold
Then, the 'Legendary' Recoil had a literal eureka moment. He proudly went up to Miku and held out his hand and asked her if he could have her phone. Miku just told him "No"
Again, why would she if he was a Villain? He didnt say he was gonna borrow it for a call. He just wanted the phone for reasons. And you bet Miku isnt gonna give him her phone just because he asked nicely. Perhaps if that was last year, she would've given it to him, or hell even believe him that he was a Villain. But not today. She was wiser and not as innocent and naive as she once was.
Still, this guy was weird. Though, speaking of phones, she took her out just to see what was the time
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2019 19:26:28 GMT -4
Fuck. It seemed like nothing would go according to plan when it came to this Miku Hotjamandjelly, she was tough to be sure, but that was besides the point; He needed an out and quick to prove his villainy. He stood frozen in his posture as he thought of something, in truth this entire meeting made Recoil look like he was a living stop-motion animation if you think about it. With all of his freezing, panicking and having to re-affirm his own villainy constantly... Well I guess that was kind of the Recoil special wasn't it? Still he was on a timer now, if the ambulance got here before he could affirm his villainy to this little girl she'd never believe in the truth of Recoil or his honor villainy. Imagine that terrible fate? Never knowing the glory that is honorable villainy or tropes, hell, he doubted she had ever even read a single comic in her entire sad pathetic heroic life. Tsk, he couldn't let that stand, no sir.
"There has to be a way... Anything, please. I can't have this girl think I'm not a villain, that's just... Come on..." But suddenly he saw his ticket, as the young blonde girl decided to check her phone. "M-maybe... Wait no she'd kick my ass right? ... Right?" Without a second thought he yanked out his hand in a quick motion, it was as if time it self had slowed down sort of like the matrix, maybe it was the adrenaline pumping in but he swore that the time between him and his inevitable action went on for what seemed like an eternity. But he did it, in a single split second he snatched the phone of the legendary Miku Hijerome. It was honestly the heist of the century, I mean she didn't even expect it because "LIKE ALL HEROES YOU UNDERESTIMATED THE LEGENDARY RECOIL! CALL ME WEEDKILLER! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!" That wasn't... Mean't to slip out... Well, might as well keep going right?
"I me- ER, SEE!?! I'VE STOLEN YOUR PHONE AND I DON'T PLAN ON RETURNING IT! MUHAHAHAHAH!" He said quickly building up momentum as he sprinted away before he made a completely circle... As he realized that he forgot his box of disposables that he was planning to rid the park from. "ALMOST FORGOT MY REASON FOR BEING HERE! I STILL DON'T PLAN ON RETURNING IT, GOODBYE YOUNG HERO! I BID YOU ADIEU TILL OUR NEXT CLASH!" Picking up the box with incredible haste and dropping the phone into it he continued on his path away from the park as fast as possible before the young hero Miku could have a chance to respond or horribly maim him. He didn't even stay long enough to pick up his apron which had fallen off him and had now been claimed by the grass below,
Assuming the heroine chased him he'd sprint past trees in a zig-zag formation with his box of trash outstretched in front of him as he heaved and panted away.
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