Post by BTS on Apr 1, 2020 6:33:22 GMT -4
BTS
BASIC INFORMATION
STAGE NAME: boys + tuna salad
PLAYER NAME: adkfaldg
FACECLAIM / SERIES:
AGE: legal
GENDER: boiz
AFFILIATION: villain
HEIGHT: 170 to 190 cm
WEIGHT: pure muscle
HAIR/STYLE: sculptures of gel and ever-modern cuts frame faces that rake in millions
SKIN / SCARS: yes to skin, no to scars
EYES: they have ten altogether, for an average of two per person
Notables: all of them, of course! although, if someone badmouthed your bias, you'd go out of your way to fork them in the throat
PLAYER NAME: adkfaldg
FACECLAIM / SERIES:
AGE: legal
GENDER: boiz
AFFILIATION: villain
HEIGHT: 170 to 190 cm
WEIGHT: pure muscle
HAIR/STYLE: sculptures of gel and ever-modern cuts frame faces that rake in millions
SKIN / SCARS: yes to skin, no to scars
EYES: they have ten altogether, for an average of two per person
Notables: all of them, of course! although, if someone badmouthed your bias, you'd go out of your way to fork them in the throat
APPEARANCE AND PERSONALITY
Appearance:
sweet words drip off sugared smugs, and like bees to honey, fans swarm. these boys tug at teenage fantasies, from fairy tale to thriller. each member, having trained his whole life to allure, has been curated to fulfil any dream. as individuals, they conquer hearts. and together, they command the world.
not only are they top tier eye-candy, but they're also outrageously handsome, criminally photogenic, superfluously sexy, unnaturally attractive, oftentimes gentlemanly, extra fine, uninterruptedly seductive, orthogonally stylish, particularly ravishing, admittedly good-looking, tortuously sculpted, suspiciously beautiful, inhospitably enticing, symmetrically muscular, heavily angelic, sinfully unique, courageously aesthetic, quite ripped, absentmindedly stunning, mentally tall, logistically fashionable, autonomously gorgeous, gingerly irresistible, perilously radiant, cardiologically charming, gratuitously hunky, thermodynamically elegant, exotically mesmerising, gradually immaculate, casually enchanting, expeditiously delectable, downright godly, tres chic, five-out-of-five stars, socioeconomically cool, jaggedly well-formed, speed-o-sound sonic, institutionally endowed, tantalizingly tantalizing, literally magnetic, 10/10 with rice, and, above all else, perfect.
POSITIVE
😏 rich
🤩 famous
😩 hot
NEGATIVE
👏 haters
👏 gonna
👏 hate
LIKES
✔ singing to their fans
✔ dancing for their fans
✔ their fans
DISLIKES
✖ not being able to sing to their fans
✖ being prevented from dancing for their fans
✖ spending any time away from their fans
Personality:
2NA - THE LEADER 🏆 calm and mysterious, the eldest member is a source of order for an otherwise rambunctious bunch. his clumsy québécois delights french-speaking fans, sparking friendly, albeit one-sided, rivalry with the ex-parisian of the group. he becomes particularly flustered when asked about his love life. despite his aloof nature, he's a tyrant in the kitchen, holding himself and others to a high culinary bar.
MEI YOU - THE VOCALIST 🎙 an unapologetic capricorn. known as the comedian among them, he holds the record for number of times someone has made 2NA snort water out his nose. fans like to mail him sloth-themed merchandise, a tribute to his self-proclaimed spirit animal. first to fall asleep and last to wake up, he often shows up late to dance practices, but he makes up for it by practicing extra hours. his favorite number is 2.
CITRIC ACID - THE RAPPER 🔥 voted most likely to become a doctor back in high school. no fan letter goes without response, thanks to his devotion and continued self-discipline. when the boys met for the first time, nobody comprehended his intro because he spoke too fast out of nervousness, a habit that persists to this day. he's often caught in the background of selfies reading the dictionary.
DIJON - THE DANCER 👞 according to the other members, he has the best abs in bts. he's competitive and loud and the first to cry during sad movies. once, mei you poured sparkling water into a vial and auctioned it online as dijon's tears. there were bids for up to several thousand dollars before 2NA forced him to take it down. dijon has the most active social media of the five of them, and his most-liked post is a video of himself imitating their leader's québécois.
MINCED CELERY - THE VISUAL 📸 he's ranked 11th in the "Top 100 Most Handsome Faces of 2073." his favorite weather is light rain, and on weekends, he facetimes his cat. as the youngest yet tallest member, he receives a lot of teasing, but it doesn't phase him thanks to his upbeat and positive attitude. during photoshoots, it's hard for him not to blink. he coined the phrase, "i magenta you," to convey appreciation toward his bandmates and fans.
sweet words drip off sugared smugs, and like bees to honey, fans swarm. these boys tug at teenage fantasies, from fairy tale to thriller. each member, having trained his whole life to allure, has been curated to fulfil any dream. as individuals, they conquer hearts. and together, they command the world.
not only are they top tier eye-candy, but they're also outrageously handsome, criminally photogenic, superfluously sexy, unnaturally attractive, oftentimes gentlemanly, extra fine, uninterruptedly seductive, orthogonally stylish, particularly ravishing, admittedly good-looking, tortuously sculpted, suspiciously beautiful, inhospitably enticing, symmetrically muscular, heavily angelic, sinfully unique, courageously aesthetic, quite ripped, absentmindedly stunning, mentally tall, logistically fashionable, autonomously gorgeous, gingerly irresistible, perilously radiant, cardiologically charming, gratuitously hunky, thermodynamically elegant, exotically mesmerising, gradually immaculate, casually enchanting, expeditiously delectable, downright godly, tres chic, five-out-of-five stars, socioeconomically cool, jaggedly well-formed, speed-o-sound sonic, institutionally endowed, tantalizingly tantalizing, literally magnetic, 10/10 with rice, and, above all else, perfect.
POSITIVE
😏 rich
🤩 famous
😩 hot
NEGATIVE
👏 haters
👏 gonna
👏 hate
LIKES
✔ singing to their fans
✔ dancing for their fans
✔ their fans
DISLIKES
✖ not being able to sing to their fans
✖ being prevented from dancing for their fans
✖ spending any time away from their fans
Personality:
2NA - THE LEADER 🏆 calm and mysterious, the eldest member is a source of order for an otherwise rambunctious bunch. his clumsy québécois delights french-speaking fans, sparking friendly, albeit one-sided, rivalry with the ex-parisian of the group. he becomes particularly flustered when asked about his love life. despite his aloof nature, he's a tyrant in the kitchen, holding himself and others to a high culinary bar.
MEI YOU - THE VOCALIST 🎙 an unapologetic capricorn. known as the comedian among them, he holds the record for number of times someone has made 2NA snort water out his nose. fans like to mail him sloth-themed merchandise, a tribute to his self-proclaimed spirit animal. first to fall asleep and last to wake up, he often shows up late to dance practices, but he makes up for it by practicing extra hours. his favorite number is 2.
CITRIC ACID - THE RAPPER 🔥 voted most likely to become a doctor back in high school. no fan letter goes without response, thanks to his devotion and continued self-discipline. when the boys met for the first time, nobody comprehended his intro because he spoke too fast out of nervousness, a habit that persists to this day. he's often caught in the background of selfies reading the dictionary.
DIJON - THE DANCER 👞 according to the other members, he has the best abs in bts. he's competitive and loud and the first to cry during sad movies. once, mei you poured sparkling water into a vial and auctioned it online as dijon's tears. there were bids for up to several thousand dollars before 2NA forced him to take it down. dijon has the most active social media of the five of them, and his most-liked post is a video of himself imitating their leader's québécois.
MINCED CELERY - THE VISUAL 📸 he's ranked 11th in the "Top 100 Most Handsome Faces of 2073." his favorite weather is light rain, and on weekends, he facetimes his cat. as the youngest yet tallest member, he receives a lot of teasing, but it doesn't phase him thanks to his upbeat and positive attitude. during photoshoots, it's hard for him not to blink. he coined the phrase, "i magenta you," to convey appreciation toward his bandmates and fans.
HISTORY
the bts leader was born in london, ontario as justin weeber. fame first found him through uTube, where talent scouts discovered his song cover videos. he signed with a small studio and released his first single, which topped regional charts. sadly, his career as a solo artist was short-lived. he retreated from the public eye due to a family emergency, and years passed without further news. fans celebrated his return to the music industry when bts debuted.
his family immigrated to australia when mei you was four years old. the qians struggled to make ends meet, but they never failed to provide for their son. he grew up relatively comfortable, albeit less culturally fluent, but with his parents always at work, he spent most after-school hours visiting friends. together, they'd livestream pranks, a fan favorite being public serenades. when mei you nearly got arrested for rick-rolling a police officer, the viral video earned him an interview on late night talk shows. his serenades won the hearts of many, as well as offers from major record labels.
when dreams don't come true, they shift. liam munn, known professionally as citric acid, was raised in a strict military household. expectations ran high, and he was slated to join the international medical corps. however, while pursuing his pre-med degree, he joined a university hip-hop group and discovered a fiery passion for rap. early audition tapes showcase the talent that led to his bts contract.
growing up in the 16th arrondissement, dijon mouterde enjoyed the competition and rigor signature to elite dance academies. after classes, he'd take to the streets and face off against rival schools. his dedication to the performing arts soon skyrocketed him into the nation's top theater groups. his ambitions, however, included mastery of all forms. when his foray into contemporary dance impressed internationally acclaimed instructors, it was natural that their consistent praise became professional referrals.
minced celery lived a simple life.
his family immigrated to australia when mei you was four years old. the qians struggled to make ends meet, but they never failed to provide for their son. he grew up relatively comfortable, albeit less culturally fluent, but with his parents always at work, he spent most after-school hours visiting friends. together, they'd livestream pranks, a fan favorite being public serenades. when mei you nearly got arrested for rick-rolling a police officer, the viral video earned him an interview on late night talk shows. his serenades won the hearts of many, as well as offers from major record labels.
when dreams don't come true, they shift. liam munn, known professionally as citric acid, was raised in a strict military household. expectations ran high, and he was slated to join the international medical corps. however, while pursuing his pre-med degree, he joined a university hip-hop group and discovered a fiery passion for rap. early audition tapes showcase the talent that led to his bts contract.
growing up in the 16th arrondissement, dijon mouterde enjoyed the competition and rigor signature to elite dance academies. after classes, he'd take to the streets and face off against rival schools. his dedication to the performing arts soon skyrocketed him into the nation's top theater groups. his ambitions, however, included mastery of all forms. when his foray into contemporary dance impressed internationally acclaimed instructors, it was natural that their consistent praise became professional referrals.
minced celery lived a simple life.