Post by Savage on Oct 23, 2019 2:14:35 GMT -4
Savage rustled about in his sleep, tossing, turning, and covered in sweat he was in the middle of very intense lucid dream. He envisioned a massive field that stretched endlessly towards oblivion that was infinitely populated with delectable treats of the gods, candy, there were gumdrops, nerds, rock candy, air heads, chocolate and peanut butter. It was showering over him but as he grabbed the sweet succulent morsels of childhood innocence it turned hard as rock and tasting about as good. He tried desperately running around looking for any candy that'd give him his sugary fix but no matter what he tried NOTHING worked.
He went down the list even trying candies that weren't that good, like tootsie rolls and candy corn even root-bear flavored bubble gum. BUT NOTHING WORKED! Eventually after trying each and every bit the candy guardians had enough of his disturbance, rising from their great torpor like leviathans arising from the oceans looming over him. He tried desperately to fight back, calling out "I HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED THE RANCHERS OF JOLLY YET!" But the candy guardians were as old as time and were far above the petty leader of Vagabonds, though he gave it his all using every ounce of his strength but for each wound he inflicted upon them he'd notice them regenerate using the vast sea of candy to their advantage. Filthy cheaters the lot of them, eventually Savage started to tire and finally he succumbed as they dragged him into their sugar sea to be judged by the corn syrup tribunal. But as he was dragged in Savage awoke in a cold sweat with light shining through the warehouse window into his eyes, a sense of deep relief washed over him as it was all but a-
As the tattoo'd mountain was feeling cleansed he realized that the area where he slept was left in a wreck with a large chunk of the ground being missing with tooth marks, there was also an odd taste of rock in Savage's mouse. He also noticed next to him was a fist sized hole, odd. But none of this mattered, Savage and lucid dreams weren't really a new phenomenon, but it had been a few years since he had taken bites out of cement.
Standing up for a morning stretch Savage's stomach roared for sustenance, and his deep craving for Sugar started to be dredged up in his mind. His hands clammed up thinking about sweet treats, that's when he looked over at the calendar... And he saw the date. "31st of October" Time froze as the gears in his head started to turn, halloween, the most hollowed day of the year. A day where candy is given freely, and for just a moment Savage can enjoy consensual candy arbitrage.
Savage sprinted over, drop kicking Jean's door wide open and picking himself back up afterwards. "Jean! Jean JEAN! It's today, the day, the day of treats, the day of sugar. It's this day, on this night. Jean do you hear me Jean?" Savage most likely destroyed something Jean was working on or awoke him from his most likely peaceful torpor. "Jean, we're going out and purchasing costumes it is the greatest night of the year and I need sugary delights." Suddenly he turned around noticing Ryung about to go to the bathroom. "Ah! Ryung, I need you, we won't get free candy unless we have a chi-" Before he could finish his sentence Ryung told him to fuck off before heading to the bathroom to brush his teeth. Savage sat there for a moment giving a scowl and clenching his fist as he started to think, meanwhile accidentally stone-walling Jean if he intended to ask any questions or talk even an ounce of sense into Savage. If Ryung didn't want to come to the greatest night of the year then Savage needed an alternative child...
His eyes dotted around the room looking for anything he could use as a child, he looked at Jean first but thought he was somewhat of an ugly child and he'd rather not have to explain why his child both looked nothing like him, had a french accent, and most likely was cursing under his breath IN french. Though to be fair Ryung was also something of a master of French so maybe it wasn't that bad... He looked to Ryung again, he could drag him against his will like he had done for years but how Ryung had been acting as of late he'd rather not be nagged about it for two years... He briefly looked over Jerry but he was more scared that Jerry would accidentally combust and destroy all his hard fought candy, even Jean can't save candy from a burning flame. But then it donned on him.
Eduardo looked like a stunted child and was docile enough for most not to question it, it was genius. He didn't curse either! He even acted like a child with how he cared for his frogs, and clearly Eduardo would never turn down an opportunity to dress up his frogs... Right? Finally with his candidate he strode towards Eduardo who was busy checking on his frogs, he put his hand on his shoulder . "Eduardo! I need you for something very important! It doesn't involve your frogs either. I need you to come with us tonight for halloween or else there will be no candy for us or your frogs! Assuming Eduardo agreed or even if he denied Savage would start to walk outside toward the car. "Come, we're going to find suitable costumes and if you want we can even purchase some for your children as well. You as well Jean! We will all find costumes and enjoy a feast of candy... Or perhaps we'll cause a little havoc THEN feast on candy." He said now opening up the back seat of the new car that Jean had picked out waiting for Eduardo and Jean outside, eagerly thinking of the candy that could be had.
He went down the list even trying candies that weren't that good, like tootsie rolls and candy corn even root-bear flavored bubble gum. BUT NOTHING WORKED! Eventually after trying each and every bit the candy guardians had enough of his disturbance, rising from their great torpor like leviathans arising from the oceans looming over him. He tried desperately to fight back, calling out "I HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED THE RANCHERS OF JOLLY YET!" But the candy guardians were as old as time and were far above the petty leader of Vagabonds, though he gave it his all using every ounce of his strength but for each wound he inflicted upon them he'd notice them regenerate using the vast sea of candy to their advantage. Filthy cheaters the lot of them, eventually Savage started to tire and finally he succumbed as they dragged him into their sugar sea to be judged by the corn syrup tribunal. But as he was dragged in Savage awoke in a cold sweat with light shining through the warehouse window into his eyes, a sense of deep relief washed over him as it was all but a-
As the tattoo'd mountain was feeling cleansed he realized that the area where he slept was left in a wreck with a large chunk of the ground being missing with tooth marks, there was also an odd taste of rock in Savage's mouse. He also noticed next to him was a fist sized hole, odd. But none of this mattered, Savage and lucid dreams weren't really a new phenomenon, but it had been a few years since he had taken bites out of cement.
Standing up for a morning stretch Savage's stomach roared for sustenance, and his deep craving for Sugar started to be dredged up in his mind. His hands clammed up thinking about sweet treats, that's when he looked over at the calendar... And he saw the date. "31st of October" Time froze as the gears in his head started to turn, halloween, the most hollowed day of the year. A day where candy is given freely, and for just a moment Savage can enjoy consensual candy arbitrage.
Savage sprinted over, drop kicking Jean's door wide open and picking himself back up afterwards. "Jean! Jean JEAN! It's today, the day, the day of treats, the day of sugar. It's this day, on this night. Jean do you hear me Jean?" Savage most likely destroyed something Jean was working on or awoke him from his most likely peaceful torpor. "Jean, we're going out and purchasing costumes it is the greatest night of the year and I need sugary delights." Suddenly he turned around noticing Ryung about to go to the bathroom. "Ah! Ryung, I need you, we won't get free candy unless we have a chi-" Before he could finish his sentence Ryung told him to fuck off before heading to the bathroom to brush his teeth. Savage sat there for a moment giving a scowl and clenching his fist as he started to think, meanwhile accidentally stone-walling Jean if he intended to ask any questions or talk even an ounce of sense into Savage. If Ryung didn't want to come to the greatest night of the year then Savage needed an alternative child...
His eyes dotted around the room looking for anything he could use as a child, he looked at Jean first but thought he was somewhat of an ugly child and he'd rather not have to explain why his child both looked nothing like him, had a french accent, and most likely was cursing under his breath IN french. Though to be fair Ryung was also something of a master of French so maybe it wasn't that bad... He looked to Ryung again, he could drag him against his will like he had done for years but how Ryung had been acting as of late he'd rather not be nagged about it for two years... He briefly looked over Jerry but he was more scared that Jerry would accidentally combust and destroy all his hard fought candy, even Jean can't save candy from a burning flame. But then it donned on him.
Eduardo looked like a stunted child and was docile enough for most not to question it, it was genius. He didn't curse either! He even acted like a child with how he cared for his frogs, and clearly Eduardo would never turn down an opportunity to dress up his frogs... Right? Finally with his candidate he strode towards Eduardo who was busy checking on his frogs, he put his hand on his shoulder . "Eduardo! I need you for something very important! It doesn't involve your frogs either. I need you to come with us tonight for halloween or else there will be no candy for us or your frogs! Assuming Eduardo agreed or even if he denied Savage would start to walk outside toward the car. "Come, we're going to find suitable costumes and if you want we can even purchase some for your children as well. You as well Jean! We will all find costumes and enjoy a feast of candy... Or perhaps we'll cause a little havoc THEN feast on candy." He said now opening up the back seat of the new car that Jean had picked out waiting for Eduardo and Jean outside, eagerly thinking of the candy that could be had.