Post by Esperia on Jun 24, 2020 2:16:01 GMT -4
It was within the backstreets of a seedy part of Tokyo that a lone hooded figure made his way along a back-alley.
"And a one~"
A masculine voice counted in amusement as he walked past a man that was hunched over at the wall, the way his body was positioned and the lack of movement from him made it evident the stranger was unconscious, but beyond his stereotypical attire and the tattoo on his shoulder that screamed he was some sort of criminal there was little one might have known from him.
As he stepped past the unconscious body he gestured with both his hands in pointing motions sideways, another thug hanging into a garbage container.
"And a two~"
Finally he stopped at the end of the alleyway, a third, seemingly the leader of the criminals hanging upside down with some sort of metallic wire holding him up by his pants.
"Three~ Just as the little ninja predicted, you'd be proud Spymaster." He laughed softly as the captured thug screamed at him a mixture of curses and threats. "Yeah yeah, you can plead the fifth to the cop, until then you'll be a good boy and hang on--- well not that you have much choice in the matter."
The thug growled at him when the hooded figure blinked in confusion at him. "Did you... just growl at me?"
"CLUCK!"
A chicken resounded from beside the man who nodded attentively at the chicken's arrival. "Indeed Captain, thugs those days really don't know any manners, I blame Thunder Pants and wanna-be goddess, it's so hard to have a well-mannered bad boy nowadays."
Still, the thug was clearly not entertained, continuing to scream crude remarks at him when finally the hooded figure bend forward to be on face-height with him. "Oooy, you can say a lot of things about me, but my horn is not a phalus in shape, one more word from you and you'll lose your horn. Capiche?"
He gestured at the chicken and whispered softly. "Besides Captain loves worms, and I didn't get the chance to feed her yet, so..."
"CLUCK!" As the chicken called out to the man he reached with a hand into his pocket and looked at the text on the phone.
"Seems Firecracker is in need of some parently counseling Captain, keep an eye out for our little guest while I message her back."
Putting his phone back in his pocket the man grinned at the chicken and declared in amusement. "Best get your wig ready Captain, you're on mom duty today."
And with those words he made his way out as the sound of encroaching police sirens resounded through the air.
"And a one~"
A masculine voice counted in amusement as he walked past a man that was hunched over at the wall, the way his body was positioned and the lack of movement from him made it evident the stranger was unconscious, but beyond his stereotypical attire and the tattoo on his shoulder that screamed he was some sort of criminal there was little one might have known from him.
As he stepped past the unconscious body he gestured with both his hands in pointing motions sideways, another thug hanging into a garbage container.
"And a two~"
Finally he stopped at the end of the alleyway, a third, seemingly the leader of the criminals hanging upside down with some sort of metallic wire holding him up by his pants.
"Three~ Just as the little ninja predicted, you'd be proud Spymaster." He laughed softly as the captured thug screamed at him a mixture of curses and threats. "Yeah yeah, you can plead the fifth to the cop, until then you'll be a good boy and hang on--- well not that you have much choice in the matter."
The thug growled at him when the hooded figure blinked in confusion at him. "Did you... just growl at me?"
"CLUCK!"
A chicken resounded from beside the man who nodded attentively at the chicken's arrival. "Indeed Captain, thugs those days really don't know any manners, I blame Thunder Pants and wanna-be goddess, it's so hard to have a well-mannered bad boy nowadays."
Still, the thug was clearly not entertained, continuing to scream crude remarks at him when finally the hooded figure bend forward to be on face-height with him. "Oooy, you can say a lot of things about me, but my horn is not a phalus in shape, one more word from you and you'll lose your horn. Capiche?"
He gestured at the chicken and whispered softly. "Besides Captain loves worms, and I didn't get the chance to feed her yet, so..."
"CLUCK!" As the chicken called out to the man he reached with a hand into his pocket and looked at the text on the phone.
"Seems Firecracker is in need of some parently counseling Captain, keep an eye out for our little guest while I message her back."
Yo Firecracker, you're in luck, I'm en route back to Kobayashi's daycare center, need to finish a report, well I tell ya more about it later, but we can talk there if you like? With all those oxymorons posting bounties like a bingo game I have to work a bit overtime. Pizza good for you? Pizza it is, meet me behind the dormitory, it be past curfew but heh, as if that stopped ya before, luckily my guest will ensure you'll not get in troubles for this little escapade.
Putting his phone back in his pocket the man grinned at the chicken and declared in amusement. "Best get your wig ready Captain, you're on mom duty today."
And with those words he made his way out as the sound of encroaching police sirens resounded through the air.
